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AHHHH....The great outdoors! I'm back; CHILLIN in the island again. People are like

"Hey DICK FACE! YAH YOU! Let me ask you a question: WHERE THE FARK DO YOU GET THE BALLS TO NEGLECT YOUR BLOG?! WHERE THE FARK? WHERE?! WHERE? SHOW ME. WHY DON'T YOU FARKING SHOW ME? TAKE ME. TAKE ME TO THE FARKING STORE. WHERE YOU GOT THE BALLS TO NEGLECT YOU BLOG!? WHERE THE FARK DID YOU GET THE FARKING BALLS? WHERE?!!"

*speechless*

I was lazy and I did not have much motivation at all. Forgive me this time and I am gona try my best to write more. There isn't so much to talk about when I was in Sabah because life wasn't interesting there compared to Penang. It's the second week of my homecoming and things are doing great. It all started when Mr Ryan Kam suggested a hotel stay at G-hotel. Brilliant idea; because a one night stand in G hotel would make Clan Haha pay 400 bux. After hearing that, our chairperson who was responsible for this stay had no choice but to go for alternatives. He then suggested a one night stand in THE COVE. I forgot what the shit was, but Epic PHailed. We couldn't get no deals. And so I had no idea how, but we ended up in Gurney Hotel paying RM 276 for last night.

It was really upset for Apek as we hadta quit DoTA for one night. Initially, he was not going to show up. But after taking a walk with the FOREST FAIRIES at 4 a.m, he changed his mind. FAAAN-taRstic. This is just FAAAAAAN-taRstic. What's more, here I am writing my story, on the other hand we have apek asking me to stop and game with him. WTF, check this chatlog out.

huokit avenue says:

i'm bloggin abt yesterday

Ŧĵč_²³ says:

blog can wait

game cannot eh

KIA LA puto

game la!

Lols. Don't worry readers. I will still write. I know you're curious. I won't let you all down anymore by leaving my blog rot and die. Haha. On Friday, 22/5/2009, my journey started with ApongSin fetching me to Gurney Hotel with Abura/Carriemie/Jogreswari/Kah Whai. The shitty part was we DID NOT BOOK the night before. And we walked in there and got a room right away. This is what we call 'the art of a deal', where money always is the universal and general solution. As we checked in, we got 3 door cards. It was like getting our hands on SCYLLA(to understand this, you need to watch prison break season 4). A call from Rahid Kam Chuan Yang came at 4 something telling us he was there. And so, we CHILLED in the room(unit) which had a master room with a king-sized bed, a double room with a queen-sized bed, a small "kitchen" which has a sink and a fridge and a "living room" which has sofas. This hotel room is unique and it gave me a feeling of an apartment unit instead of hotel room.

and this was how they chilled; not in the room but the BATHROOM.

The bathroom of the master room was a WINNER as it came with a spectacular view and a jacuzzi tub. And they even have a door which could lead us to another side of the world. Just like Narnia and its farking retarded wardrobe.

Prince Caspian

I know you wana tell me that my outfit sucked. I admit that I looked like some healthy and fit uncle who was going for a jog at Botanical Gardens for 10 rounds fighting Cancer with the Relay for Life T-shirt. Actually, I thought that we would go for a swim directly after we checked in. I was like "who cares about what I wear? there's no need for a good dress-up as we're taking those shirts and pants off!" Apparently, my friends' thoughts and my thoughts weren't the same and there was a big difference with the theme of what we wore. And then, there was a knock on the door. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKING ON HEAVEN's DOOR. I'd suggest that you wait for the video to finish loading before watching for maximum laughter.

I'm sorry. No subtitles for the video. Notice that the old man wanted to head to Narnia after he came into the room.

Our next activity was of course sleeping in the hotel until the sun set.

and we slept the whole damn day.

LOL, nope. Our next event was getting the hell to Gurney Plaza to get some drinks and Kah Whai's swimsuit. And I went to Gurney Plaza with this gay look. The farking world is so small that we met TungHing there too. But she was damn lancy that day. Wonder what was wrong with her...Hmmm. Then, we went to Parkson to look for Paris Hilton's boss Mr TehHongKeat. Manacai the mofo is not working after we called him. We didn't want to waste any precious swimming time; so we quickly shopped for Kah Whai's underpants. But before that, we met HongKeat at somewhere near Toy 'R' Us. Somehow, this was how I expected him to look like - A HOT Angel.

"KIONG KAN LA U ALL" ~ HongKeat on the invitation to the hotel stay.

We said a Hi to him and settled our shopping. Before we headed back to the 'HOOOOoooooOHH..TELL', Ryan and I got our hands on PRETZEL PANAS MAK CIK ANNE PERISA KRIM MASAM DAN BAWANG. Gosh it was like heaven to CHILL with MAK CIK ANITA. Next, we went swimming!

DAM YENG.

APONG AND RYAN FELT THAT THEY SHOULD STICK WITH THE SAME POSE.

EDWIN, THIS INFAMOUS 'PHANG BEE' POSE IS FOR YOU!

look at my face. do you feel that fun is coming your way?

Here's an ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP kinda thingy for you to check out...as usual, wait for it to finish loading first before watching for maximum laughter/pleasure/orgasm.

Wondering why i lost the damn match? Cuz Ryan started with cheap shots!

SHUSH, gone was the Sun and came Wing Liong, Loon and Shaun to join us for dinner at James, not James Foo but James/Jamal. Here's a little ARM KONG PIC.

Along came Chie Siang, Kiaoz and Edwin and we headed to Gurney again to get movie tickets for Angels and Demons. On the other hand, Shaun, Kah Whai and I bought tickets for Night at the Museum for we have watched Angel and Demons already. Note that we watched ANGELS AND DEMONs; NOT ANGELAs and DESMONDs. And be clear that we got tickets for Night at the Museum; NOT "NIGHT" at the Museum; NOT STEAM TREK; NOT SNIPER; NOT XXX-MAN ORIGINALS: WOLVERINA. We then CHILLED the hell outta ourselves after getting the movie tickets at STARFARKS.

Apong enjoying some vanila-flavoured horse semen.

Ed with the GIMME-SOME-OF-THAT-SHIT look on Apong's vanila drink.

Reminder: Let these videos load 1st before watching em! These videos are an epic.

WTF?!

12.10!?!

This situation is like the aurora borealis which you don't see all the time. Incredible things do happen.

I'm so happy for my friend Apek that he finally made it! This 'victory' is really meant to be celebrated. Here's another clip to show you that my friend was OWNING in Starbucks.

skyjuice!

Now I want to tell you that uploading these videos is a pain in the ass. Know why I chose to upload on youtube eventually? Because uploading in blogspot sucks. It doesn't have this bar to show you how much you have uploaded. I was uploading one of the 2 mins video on blogspot. So, I went out for dinner with my friends at 7. And when I came back at 1, it was still uploading. I was uber PISSED. So I went to youtube and solved my probs.

Back to the story. After a great time at starbarks, it was time for our movie. Chie Siang had to leave before the movie. Awww. Angels and Demons was great. Night at the museum was great too. Not going to do a movie review here so if you want to know more about these movies, I suggest that you get your 10 bucks ready to watch one of them. After our movie, it was goodbye for Shaun as he couldn't join us. Dam. But the good new is an old friend; a FAMILLIAR FACE joined us back in the 'HOOOOHHHh...ddell'. Guess who was that.

NOP. NOT HIM. YOU SARK IF YOU THOUGHT IT WAS HIM

You scored if you thought of HOCK.

It was the after-exam mood for Hock and he appeared to join us for more FUN. And we did this:

We bashed the hell outta people.

Wing Liong was enjoying himself. Look at this and I bet you'll start to think hard!

I'm curious over what he got underneath the blanket. Can you tell me Wing Liong?!

Have you ever heard of Rob Van Dam from the WWE? This is Ryan Van Dam from Garena. In this video he was trying his best to make new friends.

R-V-D!

At 5 a.m ++ the fun was all over and we knew it was time for sleep. People who slept got pawned. The hell I was a victim too.

Ed felt BERSALAH at 0:28!

and poof it came morning and 'Keeper of the Light' woke me up with his 'ILLUMINATE', 'CHAKRA' and 'MANA LEAK'. Actually it was ryan who pulled the curtains. What an arse. And with a 20 cent coin, he got his revenge! I guess this solved the MISTERI BAYU EMAS issue from Kah Whai's blog.