SIN NIEN OVERVIEW

Yes, I am back. I'm sorry that i did not update my blog for quite some time.
Happy Chinese New Year.
May the RAT in you ROARS like a crazy wolf this year and MONEY comes to you like flashfloods and a sudden downpour.

Let's get down with the top 5 worst ways to greet a person during this season:
#5: GUNG SIT FART CHAI. ANG PAU NA LAI.
*this little line at the back - ANG PAU NA LAI tells us that that dude who just wished us wants some money. So all you need to say is you're not married and ask him to come back in about 10 years time.

#4: ONE PROSPERITY BURGER PLEASE.
*this applies to those working at McDonald's. the hell, this dude here does not want to wish you. He's just buying a burger from you because you work at McDonald's. So, don't misunderstand, he might be insulting your 3.50 ringgit per hour income.

#3: Happy Valentine's Day!
*NOP, this fella can't wait for valentine's day to come. So his intention is just to waste a few mili seconds of your time with these 3 words.

#2: "HCNY!"
*I personally feel that this method of greeting is unique. But it's the 2nd worst method. The person that sent you HCNY to greet you in your text messages is trying to save money and time. He or she might speak like this: "tat was funi, ROFLMAO" or "WTF, !@#$%^&*()"
Typical TEXT TALK greeting - HCNY MOFOS!

#1: HAPPY NEW YEAR SIN NIEN TAU!
*chinese educated crap + english educated brains = worst greeting of all time

HAPPY GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, I'm so sorry to hear that CNY is over ;-(
and lastly, Happy Belated Valentine's Day and Happy Chap Goh Meh and Happy Happy Everyday!